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Captain Hero: What am I to do? My nemesis taught me to read, but now, he wants me to wash his balls and I don't feel like it. God, give me a sign! [a flaming goat bursts in through the window and runs past him] Sooo...what does that mean, exactly? Oh well, I guess it's up to me to figure this out... Through song![Singing] How can I face the shriveled balls of my decrepit nemesis?I can smell that crotch from here!That sack has not been cleaned in years!It's gotta be drenched in layers of sweat and pissBut he taught me how to read and that has opened up new worldsStill that stench, rancid flesh, soaked in crotch juice, pus, and assGood God! It makes me want to hurl!I can't deny him his dying wish!!!Even though I swear I'll faint if I find some ancient dingle berries sticking to his taint...But wait! I must stand for something!I'm a hero, after all...[Begins to fly into the air]I must have the balls to face his nasty, cadaverous, spidery, putrid, rash-ridden, lice-infested, Limburger-smelling, wretch-inducing---BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSS!!!!

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