Neptunian elves: We are free and fairly soberWith so many toys to buildThe machines are kind of trickyProbably someone will be killedBut we gladly work for nothingFry: Which is good because we don't intend to payNeptunian elves: The elves are back to work todayHooray!We have just a couple hoursTo make several billion giftsAnd the labor isn't easyLeela: Then you'll all work triple shiftsYou can make the job go quickerIf you turn up the controls to super speedFry, Leela and Bender: It's back to work on Xmas EveNeptunian elves: Hooray.Leela: And though you're cold and sore and uglyYour pride will mask the painFry: Let my happy smile warm your heartsNeptunian elf: There's a toy lodged in my brainNeptunian elves: We are getting awfully tiredAnd we can't work any fasterAnd we're very, very sorryBender: Why you selfish little bastards!Do you want the kids to thinkThat Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?!Then shut your yaps and back to work!Neptunian elves: Now it's very nearly XmasAnd we've done the best we couldFry: These toy soldiers are poorly paintedLeela: And they're made from inferior woodBender: I should give you all a beatingBut I really have to flyRobot Santa: If I wasn't stuck here frozenI'd harpoon you in the eyeNeptunian elves: Now it's back into our tenementsTo drown ourselves in ryeLeela: You did the best you could I guessAnd some of these gorillas are okayNeptunian elves: HOORAY!Random elf: We're adequate!All: The elves have rescued Xmas DayHooray!
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