[At the JFK passenger terminal, Barney and Quinn are asked about the luggage]Barney: It's mine. Did you have to replace the luggage too?Quinn: By the time we land again you'll be wearing hot pink stilettos.TSA Security Officer: [sees box in bag] What's that?Quinn: Yeah, what is that?Barney: It's a magic box. You see, I'm something of a magician.TSA Security Officer: Open the box, sir.Barney: [laughs] Oh, I can't do that. [K9 barks]TSA Security Officer #2: Sir, are there drugs in that box?Barney: Oh no, he's probably just barking because of the explosives. [officers draw firearms]Quinn: Oh my God.TSA Security Officer: Tell us what's in the box right now!Barney: I can't. Magician's Code.
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