Encyclopedia Salesman: Burglar! [rings again] Burglar![woman appears at other side of door]Woman: Yes?Encyclopedia Salesman: Burglar, madam.Woman: What do you want?Encyclopedia Salesman: I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.Woman: Are you an encyclopaedia salesman?Encyclopedia Salesman: No madam, I'm a burglar, I burgle people.Woman: I think you're an encyclopaedia salesman.Encyclopedia Salesman: Oh I'm not, open the door, let me in please.Woman: If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias.Encyclopedia Salesman: I won't, madam. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.Woman: Promise? No encyclopaedias?Encyclopedia Salesman: None at all.Woman: All right. [she opens door] You'd better come in then.Encyclopedia Salesman: Mind you, I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopaedias... You know, they can really do you wonders.
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