[Crow wears a sergeant's hat while a blindfolded Mike disassembles Tom Servo.]Crow: Hello, maggots! Welcome to boot camp here at Fort Satellite of Love! Today, we are going to do a field strip of one Mr. Tom Servo! I'm drill sergeant Crow T. Robot, or Sir to you toilet-water guzzlin' little mama's boys! You got that, son?Mike: [weakly] Sir, yes sir.Crow: I didn't hear you, ladybritches!Mike: I said sir, yes sir!Servo: [in pieces on the table] Can we just get on with this, Crow? I wanna watch Sisters!Crow: You're not goin' nowhere, you wussy red cupcake! You gonna run home to your mama, huh?Servo: [sarcastically] Ooh, ooh, I'm scared...Mike: Hey Crow, c'mon...Crow: I'm the drill sergeant here, you toe-headed, contact lens-wearin' piece of toast! Now gimme the oath!Mike: Uh, This is my robot, there are many like it but this one is mine.Crow: And what is the name of your robot, boy?Servo: Servo! Tom Servo!Crow: I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayonnaise! Why don't you just make yourself comfortable down there on the floor and give me twenty, Corporal?Servo: Uh, 'cause I can't?Crow: Well, now, you just bought yourself two hundred and twenty! Now c'mon, dickweed!Mike: Uh, we'll be right back.Crow: I heard that, Pyle! You piece of filth!Servo: Well, several pieces, actually...
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