List of voters for the quote

Jimmy Carr: The feeding of the five thousand? Like there's five thousand people and they wanted some bread and fish. I reckon that was just about four and a half thousand people going, "What have we got, bread and fish? I'm all right, thanks. I'll have something when I get home."David: The other interesting thing about that story is that out of the five thousand people, only two of them had thought to bring any food. And so in a way it's, okay, good miracle, but the other side of it is 4,998 idiots with no sense of foresight at all. And Jesus doesn't make them learn a lesson from that!Stephen Fry: "This is the sermon on the Mount. This isn't Glastonbury," he could have said, couldn't he?David Mitchell: But, you know, he should have said "You didn't bring any food! Of course there's not gonna be any food! Think about it!" ... "Plan next time! Judea would be better if people planned!" But no. "Yeah, it always works out fine; Jesus'll magic up some grub!" No! He's gonna get crucified one day, and then what are you gonna eat?

This page is about the voters of this show quote.

Nobody has voted yet.

Share your thoughts on this show quote voters with the community:

0 Comments

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said, “Hope is the power of being cheerful in circumstances that we know to be desperate.”
    A G.K. Chesterton
    B C.S. Lewis
    C Desmond Tutu
    D Christopher Reeve