[Richard has crashed his car. Jeremy runs over to it and opens the door.]Jeremy: You alright?[After hearing no answer from Richard, he closes the door again.]Jeremy: [mournfully] Dead.James: Really?Jeremy: Yeah... [sniffs] Yeah. Anyway, er...James: Back to the studio.Jeremy: [indignantly] That's my line![Later, in the studio...]Richard: [gently] Luckily, children, I got better; you may not be so lucky.James: [also gently] Yes, it's like my penis: that grew back. Yours might not.

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A "Hi, I am here!"

B "Hello, Dolly!"

C "Hello gorgeous!"

D "Papa, can you hear me?"