Neil's Father: Now why couldn't you be in one of those nice situation comedies that your mother likes. Like, uh, what's the thing called...?Vyvyan: Grange Hill!Neil's Father: Yes! That's the one.[Scene changes to School Corridor. Two school boys run in.]Ben Elton: So that's settled. We'll organise a protest against school uniforms!Spaz: Great! We can use the banners left over from the last protest we organised, so that racism wouldn't be an issue in this school.Ben Elton: Good idea. I'll get Mucka, Ducka, Trucka and Sucka, and you get Spaz.Spaz: But I am Spaz!Ben Elton: Oh. I better get him as well then. Come on![They run into a teacher.]Spaz: Oh! Sorry, Mr. Liberal. We were just on our way to...Mr. Liberal: Now hang on you pair of scruffy tear-aways. Don't you realise that the way you act is influencing millions of children to talk Cockney and be insubordinate?Ben Elton: Oh, come on, sir. We're the only kids in Britain who never say f-Neil's Mother: You must be joking! I don't watch that ghastly programme!Neil's Father: I'm sorry, my dear. It was my mistake. I meant The Good Life.Neil's Mother: Oh, yes. That's the one.
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