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[Prince George believes William Pitt the Younger to be a schoolboy]Blackadder: Mr. Pitt is the Prime Minister, sir.George: [in disbelief] Oh, go on! Is he? What, young Snotty here?!Pitt: I'd rather have a runny nose than a runny brain.George: ... Eh?Blackadder: Um, excuse me, Prime Minister, but we do have some lovely jelly in the pantry. I don't know if you'd be interested at all?Pitt: Don't patronise me, you lower-middle class yobbo! [quietly] What flavour is it?Blackadder: Blackcurrant.Pitt: EURGH!George: I say, Blackadder, are you sure this is the PM? Seems like a bit of an oily tick to me! I remember when I was at school, we used to line up four or five of his sort, tell them to bend over and use them for a toast-rack!Pitt: You don't surprise me, sir - I know your sort. Once, it was I who stood in the big, cold schoolroom, a hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. But since that day, I have been busy every hour God sends, working to become Prime Minister and to fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it!Blackadder: I trust you weren't too busy to remove the crumpet...!Pitt: You will regret this, gentlemen! You think you can thwart my plans to bankrupt the Prince by fixing the Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election... but you will be thrashed - I intend to put up my own brother as a candidate against you!Blackadder: [smugly] Oh, and which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? Pitt: [glares at Blackadder before he starts a journey for the door] Sirs, as I said to Chancellor Metternich at the Congress of Strasburg: "Pooh to you with knobs on!" We shall meet, sirs, on the hustings! [storms out]George: I say, Blackadder, what a ghastly squit! He's not going to win, is he?Blackadder: No sir, because firstly, we shall fight this campaign on issues, not personalities. Secondly, we shall be the only fresh thing on the menu. And thirdly, of course... we'll cheat!

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