Baldrick: I couldn't sleep when I was little.Blackadder: You still are little, Baldrick.Baldrick: Yeah, well, when I was even littler, see, we used to live in this big haunted hovel. Every night, my parents were troubled by a visitation from this disgusting ghoul. It was terrible. First there was this unholy smell, and then this tiny, clammy, hairy creature would materialize in the bed between them. Strangely I could never see it myself.Blackadder: [absolutely disgusted] Yyyyyes... Tell me, Baldrick, when you left home, did this repulsive entity mysteriously disappear?Baldrick: That very day.Blackadder: I think then that the mystery is solved. Now, either you leave me alone to think of a plan, or tomorrow we meet our maker - in my case, God; in your case, God-knows... but I'd be surprised if he won any design awards.
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