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[An alien spaceship appears over the Lighthouse.] General Rick Stoner: Please go to the main computer terminal and choose from the following options. If the Lighthouse is experiencing an extreme-weather event, press 1. Agent Kim: Agent Coulson, I can't silence the alarms. Stoner: If you're experiencing a nuclear attack, press 2. Coulson: Screw it. [Presses 2] Stoner: For an alien invasion, press 3. You have selected nuclear attack. For your own health, safety, and radiation protection, all outer doors will remain sealed for 15 years. May: Did he just say 15 years? Coulson: How was I supposed to know there would be an "alien invasion" option? May: You always listen to the whole menu. Always! Coulson: [Over the intercom] You may be noticing that the Lighthouse is going into lockdown mode. This is not a drill. The Lighthouse is keeping us safe. All exits, including the hangar, have been sealed to protect us from any outside intrusion. Which is good, 'cause there is currently a sizeable alien spaceship overhead. Oh, and due to a technical malfunction, the Lighthouse thinks we're under nuclear attack, so we may be trapped inside for 15 years... ish.

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