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[First lines]Blackadder: Baldrick, what are you doing out there?Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet, sir.Blackadder: What are you carving?Baldrick: I'm carving "Baldrick", sir!Blackadder: Why?Baldrick: It's part of a cunning plan, actually!Blackadder: Of course it is.Baldrick: You know how they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?Blackadder: [haltingly] Yyyyyyyyes...?Baldrick: Well, I thought that if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it! Cause I'll never shoot myself...Blackadder: Oh, shame!Baldrick: ... and the chances of there being two bullet with my name are very small indeed!Blackadder: Yes, it's not the only thing around here that's "very small indeed". Your brain, for example. Is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

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