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[A reformed Ebenezer Blackadder hands Baldrick the money he just lifted from his niece's fiancée.]Blackadder: Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus. I'm going to have a party, and no one's invited but me![Mrs. Scratchit arrives to swindle him]Mrs. Scratchit: Coo-eee!Blackadder: No peace for the wicked.Mrs. Scratchit: [soppily] Ah, Mr. Ebenezer, I was wondering if you had perhaps a little present for me? Or had found me a little fowl for Tiny Tom's Christmas?Blackadder: I have always found you foul, Mrs. Scratchit, and more than a little. [she looks shocked] As for Tiny Tom's Christmas, he can stuff it up his enormous muscular backside.Mrs. Scratchit: But he's a cripple!Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs. Scratchit. Occasionally saying "phew, my leg hurts" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick.Baldrick: It did, actually.Blackadder: However, if you want something for lunch, [picks up a pale] take this. It's a pound a lump and, as luck would have it, there are 17 lumps left. [Takes back the money she had swindled from him earlier] Thank you.Mrs. Scratchit: But what about my Tiny Tom?Blackadder: Well, if I was you, I'd scoop him out and use him as a houseboat. Good day.[Mrs. Scratchit walks out, crying]Baldrick: Mister B, where's the milk of human kindness?Blackadder: It's gone off, Baldrick. It stinks.

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