Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs.

Spike Milligan

Terence Alan Patrick Seen Milligan KBE (16 April 1918 - 27 February 2002), known as Spike Milligan, was an Anglo-Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet and playwright. Milligan was the co-creator and the principal writer of The Goon Show, in which he also performed. Aside from comedy, Milligan played the trumpet, saxophone, piano, guitar and bass drum

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