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Terence Alan Patrick Seen Milligan KBE (16 April 1918 - 27 February 2002), known as Spike Milligan, was an Anglo-Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet and playwright. Milligan was the co-creator and the principal writer of The Goon Show, in which he also performed. Aside from comedy, Milligan played the trumpet, saxophone, piano, guitar and bass drum

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After five days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

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I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

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Apéritif: French for a set of dentures.

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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs.

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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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Spike Milligan - a comedy genius who has left his mark across the decades.
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