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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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Groucho Marx

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977), was an American comedian and film star

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    Better to divorce than live like that better for both for the man especially
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el esposo que quiere un matrimonio feliz debería aprender a mantener la boca cerrada y la chequera abierta.

जो पति एक खुशहाल शादी चाहता है, उसे अपना मुंह बंद रखना सीखना चाहिए और अपनी चेकबुक खोलनी चाहिए।

suami yang menginginkan pernikahan yang bahagia harus belajar tutup mulut dan buku ceknya terbuka.

il marito che desidera un matrimonio felice dovrebbe imparare a tenere la bocca chiusa e il libretto degli assegni aperto.

mąż, który chce szczęśliwego małżeństwa, powinien nauczyć się trzymać gębę na kłódkę i książeczkę czekową otwartą.

soțul care dorește o căsătorie fericită ar trebui să învețe să-și țină gura închisă și caietul de cărți deschis.

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