Bottom, Series 2

[Richie and Eddie have just played stick a piece of sellotape on the fridge. Eddie won]

Eddie:
Who won?

Richie:
Ha ha ha ha. Eddie, it matters not who won or lost, but how you play the game.

Eddie:
Oh, you mean I won? Ha! Ha-ha. [wets his finger, draws a figure 1 in the air, waves his hands in the air]

Richie:
Yes, I suppose so, yeah, I mean if it's so important to you, yes. Yes, you did win. I mean for Heaven's sake, Eddie, it's only a game! [walking away, to himself] Shit, shit, VD, VD, VD!