Boy Meets World, Season 1

Minkus:
Don't you hate it when Mom and Dad fight?

Shawn:
No. Into it.

Cory:
Well, we won't be fighting for long. I've got something that'll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.

Topanga:
[reading off Cory's paper] "My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night." Why don't you just marry Shawn?

[Cory and Shawn look at each other]

Cory:
Because our kids would look like horses.