Breaking Bad, Season 2

[Hector, Tuco's invalid uncle, keeps ringing his bell after catching Walter and Jesse attempting to poison Tuco's food]

Tuco:
What? What do you want?! No. Don't even tell me you're hungry. Don't go there. [Tuco notices Hector is staring at Walter and Jesse] Hahaha! Are you mad doggin' them, tio? What, you don't like them? [Hector rings the bell] One ding. That means yes. Tio don't like you. Why don't you like them, tio? You don't trust them? [Hector rings the bell] Why don't you trust them, tio?

Walter:
Tuco, c'mon, hey, he's, there's clearly some dementia. He's not lucid.

Tuco:
Shh! Did they do something to you, tio? Was it something that you don't like? [Hector rings the bell] What did they do to you? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TIO?!

Walter:
Nothing, nothing.

Tuco:
BULLSHIT! MY TIO DOES NOT LIE!

Walter:
I don't know. I swear, I don't know. I, no, I, it, maybe it was, I did change the channel on his TV, but, uh...

Jesse:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. While you were cooking, you know, he was watching one of those, uh, those, uh, telenovels, y'know, with all those ripe honeys on it? Y'know, he was really into it. I told you not to change the channel, man! Y'know, dude needs his eye candy. That's it!

Tuco:
Hahahahaha! Tio! Is that it, tio? Is that it, tio? Did they change your mamitas? [Hector is silent] What are you telling me, tio? Huh? Are they punking me? [Hector rings the bell]

[Tuco slowly walks toward Jesse]

Jesse:
Hey...no...no, man. No...

Tuco:
COME HERE!

Jesse:
Don't shoot!

[Tuco grabs Jesse and drags him outside]

Walter:
No, no, Tuco!

[Walter runs after them as Tuco begins to beat up Jesse]

Walter:
Tuco...

Tuco:
SHUT UP!

[Tuco punches Jesse in the stomach and points the rifle at his head]

Jesse:
No, please, no! God, please, no! Oh God, I don't wanna die!

Tuco:
Tell me what you did, Walter!

Jesse:
Jesus, I don't wanna die! NO!

Tuco:
TELL ME WHAT YOU DID!

[Walter notices Jesse has dug up a rock]

Walter:
We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.

[Jesse bashes Tuco in the face with the rock. He drops the rifle into a shallow pit. Walter grabs it as Tuco and Jesse scuffle on the ground. Jesse manages to grab a small pistol tucked into Tuco's belt and fires it into Tuco's gut]

Tuco:
AAAAAAAH!!!

Jesse:
[kicking Tuco into the shallow pit] Who's the bitch now?!

Walter:
Let him bleed.