Breaking Bad, Season 2

Hank:
Gomie, you want to do the honors?

Gomez:
Buenos tardes, Senor Salamanca. Entiendes el ingles? [Hector rings the bell]

Hank:
What does that mean?

DEA Agent:
That means "yes". "Yes" is a bell, "no" is no bell.

Jesse:
Oh c'mon, this is bullshit! I mean look at this dude, alright? He doesn't even know what planet he's living on!

Gomez:
Senor, are we on the planet Mars? Are we on the planet Saturn? Are we on the planet Earth? [Hector rings the bell] Senor, is today Friday? Is today Monday? Is today Tuesday? [Hector rings the bell]

Hank:
Okay, seems like he's all there. Let's go for it.

Gomez:
Senor, was this man at your house yesterday? [Hector does nothing] Senor, was this man at your house yesterday?

Hank:
This guy right here, he was at your house, right? Was he doing business with your nephew Tuco?

Gomez:
Senor, are you scared of this man?

Hank:
Nah, he's not scared. C'mon granddad, why don't you wanna help us out?

[Hector turns to Hank and defecates]

Gomez:
Oh man...

Hank:
I guess that's a "no."