Breaking Bad, Season 2

[Walter sees Jesse's RV parked in front of his house]

Walter:
What the f...?

[Walter knocks on the door and Jesse lets him in]

Jesse:
Yo, I'm really sorry, okay?

Walter What is wrong with you? Why are you blue? Aw Jesus...

Jesse:
Long story. Let's just say it starts with my parents being greedy kleptomaniac douchebags.

Walter:
Are you actually this stupid...

Jesse:
No, look, I know this isn't an optimal situation...

Walter:
...to come to my house, and park on my street, driving this vehicle? I mean, what the hell is wrong with you?! I'm really asking!

Jesse:
Nothing. I'm sorry, I just...

Walter:
What if Skyler had seen you, huh? What then? What was the plan then, genius? Hm?

Jesse:
I don't know.

Walter:
You don't know. You know why you don't know? Because you don't think! That's why! You don't think! You never figured out how to think, did you, big man?

Jesse:
Hey, I said I was sorry, alright? I just need my half of the money and I'll go!

Walter:
Your half? There is no your half of the money! There is only my all of it, do you understand?! Why, why should I be penalized because of your sloppiness?!

[Walter pushes Jesse]

Jesse:
Look, that is completely uncool, alright? We agreed 50/50, partners!

Walter:
Partners in what? What exactly do you do here, I've been meaning to ask. Because I'm the producer, right? I cook. But from what I can tell, you are just a drug addict! You are a pathetic junkie too stupid to understand and follow simple rudimentary instructions! Too stupid to-

[Jesse grabs Walter by the head and shoves him into the wall. The two struggle. Jesse pushes Walter to the ground and starts to strangle him. He lifts his fist up to punch Walter.]

Walter:
...Do it...

[Jesse lowers his fist and collapses next to Walter, both exhausted]