Breaking Bad, Season 2

Jesse:
How much?

Walter:
How much what?

Jesse:
How much did you get for the deal?

Walter:
$1.2 million.

Jesse:
$600,000 each.

Walter:
$480,000. Saul's cut is 20%.

Jesse Alright, so where's my money?

Walter:
Ha!

Jesse:
What?

Walter:
You are joking, right? If I gave you that money, you would be dead inside of a week.

Jesse:
Yo man, look, I'm off the heroin. I didn't even like it, anyway. It made me sick. And the meth, y'know, I could take it or leave it. I'm clean, Mr. White. For real.

[Walter tosses an empty beaker to Jesse]

Walter:
Prove it. Pee in that.

Jesse:
How gay are you seriously?

Walter:
Pee in it! They're selling testing kits at the drug stores. If you are clean, I will give you every last dime. [Jesse is silent] No, huh? Well I guess until then, you'll just have to depend on the kindness of strangers to get high. That and your little junkie girlfriend.

[Jesse throws the beaker at Walter. Walter ducks and it shatters against the chalkboard]