Breaking Bad, Season 5

Breaking Bad (2008-2013) is a critically acclaimed American AMC drama about a 50-year-old high school chemistry teacher, Walter White, (played by Bryan Cranston) who discovers that he has terminal lung cancer. Walter decides to use his extensive kno… more »

Badger:
Ever tell you about my Star Trek script?

Skinny Pete:
Star Trek script?

Badger:
Yeah! I gotta write it down is all. The Enterprise is five parsecs out of Rigel XII. Nothing's going on, Neutral Zone is quiet, the crew is bored, so they put on a pie-eating contest. The whole crew's in the galley. They're eating tulaberry pies-

Skinny Pete:
Tulaberry?

Badger:
Tulaberries. From Gamma Quadrant, yo.

Skinny Pete:
That's Voyager, dude!

Badger:
Okay, blueberries then, and they're eating blueberry pies...

Skinny Pete:
Better.

Badger:
...as fast as the replicator can churn 'em out. [imitates replicator noise.] Burdalurdalurp-pssst! Burdalurdalurp-pssst! Finally, it's down to just three: Kirk, Spock, and Chekov. Okay, Spock always wins these things.

Skinny Pete:
How is Spock gonna beat Kirk, yo? Spock's like a toothbrush! Look at Kirk! He's got room to spare!

Badger:
Spock has total Vulcan control over his digestion! You wanna hear this or not?

Skinny Pete:
Yeah, yeah, go.

Badger:
Okay, finally - Kirk, he can't take it anymore. He yorks. Now it's just down to Chekov and Spock. But Chekov, y'see, he's got a whole fat stack of quatloos riding on this. And he has figured out a way to win. He's got Scotty back in the transporter room locked in on Chekov's stomach. Every time Chekov eats a pie, Scotty beams it right out of him.

Skinny Pete:
Where is he sending them, the toilet?

Badger:
Space.

Skinny Pete:
Uugghh!

Badger:
There's blueberries just floating out there frozen - because it's in space - and Chekov is just shoveling them into his mouth, and-and Spock is like, "I can't believe this Russian is defeating me!" Meanwhile, Scotty's in the transporter room fiddling with levers when Lieutenant Uhura comes in and she's got, like, her big pointies, and Scotty's fingers are all sweaty.

Skinny Pete:
Ohh!

Badger:
Chekov screams, he sprays blood out of his mouth...

Skinny Pete:
Ohhhh!

Badger:
...Scotty beamed his guts into space!

Skinny Pete:
No way!

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