Breaking Bad, Season 5

[Walt sees a photo showing a barrel with stacks of cash in it. His phone rings and he answers.]

Walter:
Jesse?

Jesse:
Got my photo, bitch? That barrel look familiar? 'Cause I just found six more exactly like it.

Walter:
[running out of the car wash] Jesse…

[Camera pans to Walt driving erratically on the street.]

Jesse:
That big bastard who works for Goodman- I pistol-whipped that melon he calls a head till he gives up what he knew, which led me to your rental van, which turns out had GPS. How do you like that, genius? Guess you didn't think of everything.

Walter:
Look, Jesse, I don't know what you plan on doing here, but-

Jesse:
Well, I'll give you a hint, Walt. It involves a couple of five-gallon cans of gasoline and a lighter.

Walter:
No, no, no, no, no! Jesse, please, listen to me-

Jesse:
No, you listen to me, bitch! You get your ass out here as fast as you can.

Walter:
Yes, I'm coming! Okay? Okay!

Jesse:
And don't even think about calling anyone for help, all right? You hang up on me, put me on hold, I lost my call for any reason - as soon as you do, I'm burning all of it. All right? One big bonfire. You get the picture?

Walter:
I get it, I get it! Okay!

Jesse:
All right. Well, you better hurry, 'cause I'm burning ten grand a minute till you get here, starting right now.

Walter:
I said I'm coming! Don't you touch my money!

Jesse:
Fire in the hole, bitch! There goes ten G's! Ahhh, nice orange flames!

Walter:
No. No, no, no, no, NO! Jesse- Jesse, please. I'm dying. My cancer is back. You're not hurting anyone but my family. Okay? Look, I- I can't spend this money. It's not for me. I won't be around long enough to use it. It belongs to my children.

Jesse:
Oh, you're gonna talk about kids. You're seriously gonna go there?

Walter:
I am sorry about Brock.

Jesse:
No, you're not!

Walter:
I am!

Jesse:
You're not, but you're gonna be!

Walter:
Yes, I am sorry about Brock! But he's alive, isn't he?! He's fine, just as I planned it! Don't you think I knew exactly how much to give him? That I had it all measured out?! Come on! Don't you know me by now?

Jesse:
I know you're a lying, evil scumbag, that's what I know. Manipulating people. Messing with their heads.

Walter:
Open your eyes! Can't you see that I needed you on my side to kill Gus?! I ran over those gangbangers! I killed Emilio and Krazy-8! Why? I did all of those things to try to save your life as much as mine, only you're too stupid to know it!