Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1

Buffy:
[about the mausoleum] Well, this is nice. I-it's a little bare, but a dash of paint, a few throw pillows... call it home!

Darla:
Who the hell are you?

Buffy:
You mean there's actually someone in this town who doesn't know already? Whew, that's a relief! I'm telling you, having a secret identity in this town is a job of work.

Xander:
Buffy, we bail now, right?

Thomas:
Not yet!

Buffy:
Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge!

[The vampires close in on Buffy. She turns to Darla.]

Buffy:
Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way.

Darla:
That's fine with me!

Buffy:
Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...