Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2

Buffy:
Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

Xander:
I think the word you're searching for is absent.

Willow:
Tardy people show. And yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this. [hands Buffy an egg]

Buffy:
As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.

Willow:
No, it's your baby!

Buffy:
Okay, I get it even less.

Xander:
You know it's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

Willow:
My egg is Jewish.

Xander:
Then teach it that dreidel song.