Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5

Buffy:
What are you doing here? [Spike begins to answer] Five words or less.

Spike:
[Pauses, then, counting on his fingers] Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

Buffy:
Out for a walk by my house at night. I don't have time for this, William.

Spike:
On your merry way, then. Contrary to one's self involved world view, your house happens to be directly between... parts and... other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel I'm outgrowing my burst into flames phase.

Buffy:
Fine. Keep going. I'll cut you a break.

Spike:
Let me guess. You won't kill me. The whole crowd pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I was just passing through. Satisfied? I hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in your life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And... and I never really liked you anyway. And... and you have stupid hair.