Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Season 1

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003 - 2010), also known as Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t!, Penn & Teller: Bullsh**!, Penn & Teller: BS!, and informally as Bullshit!, is an American Emmy-nominated television series on the premium cable channel Showtime. It is h… more »

Penn:
You know, when you hear about people predicting the end of the world...they're always predicting 60 to 90 % of the world's population is going to get killed. It's odd how they're always planning on what they're gonna do when everyone else is dead. Teller and I have always played the odds, so, we're betting we're gonna die. You should see our credit card bills. They're higher than our cholesterol! Good thing we don't plan on paying 'em! [microphone appears] I'm sure that we...

Cameraman:
Cut! Cut. The mic was in the shot. We have to go again.

Penn:
F*** you, it's the end of the world! If you live, you can fix it in post.

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