Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Season 3

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003 - 2010), also known as Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t!, Penn & Teller: Bullsh**!, Penn & Teller: BS!, and informally as Bullshit!, is an American Emmy-nominated television series on the premium cable channel Showtime. It is h… more »

[Penn & Teller are mocking the Moon Landing Hoax Conspiracy on a stage set w/ Penn as director]

Penn:
CUT! Jesus f***ing Christ, Neil! How many times do we have to try this? "One small step for A man", not man. A man! And that's YOU! Everybody take five. Neil, practice your f***ing lines! Ooh yeah, let's use real pilots. I wanna use real pilots! [to the camera] Faking the Moon Landing is easy. You need dirt, wardrobe, a sound stage, a lot of black paints, and some stupid suits. The hard part is shutting people up. It's been 36 years! You'd think the technicians, and prop people, camera people, directors, everyone who works at NASA, and the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena, and all the nice folks at Cape Carnaval in Florida, plus members of the US Congress and the White House all shut up about this amazing cover-up for all that time? The Government couldn't even f***ing cover up a break-in to a psychiatrist's office in a f***ing cheesy hotel! Watergate is the answer to all this shit. If they couldn't cover that up, they f***ing can't do anything.

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