Californication, Season Two

Karen:
Maybe they have one of those, you know, like, open relationships or something.

Hank:
Ew! No, no, no, no, no. That- that is disgusting. That is not a possibility. The open relationship does not exist. It's like an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or-

Karen:
Ph, okay. So that's where you draw the line? At open relationships?

Hank:
Yes! That's thoroughly offensive to me.

Karen:
Huh. The mouth-rapist who sleeps with prostitutes is offended.

Hank:
No. Come on. Look, my ethical unpredictability is default proof of its hard-won vitality. Because I'm not, like, by rote or programmatic about it. I think this shit through, every issue.