Castle, Season 1

Beckett :
[Looking over at Castle at the crime scene, who looks dazed] Hello?

Castle:
[snapping out of it] Hmm?

Beckett:
You okay?

Castle:
I had sex with my ex-wife this morning. My first ex-wife. Meredith, Alexis' mom. And she's thinking about moving back to New York. Do you know what that would mean to me? That would be a very special brand of hell: the hell of a deep-fried Twinkie.

Ryan:
Deep-fried Twinkie?

Castle:
Yeah, the guilty pleasure that you know is bad for you so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty,

Ryan and Esposito:
Ah!

Castle:
But a deep-fried Twinkie everyday is... [gags]

Beckett:
Castle!

Castle:
What?

Beckett:
Crime scene. Dead body. A little respect here.

Castle:
I don't think he can hear me.

Beckett:
Okay, how about a little self-respect then?

Castle:
...Fine.