Castle, Season 1

Castle:
[Regarding Alexis' date] Boy, I can't believe my little girl is going to prom... my only comfort now is the long-standing tradition of torturing the boyfriend.

Beckett:
What do you mean?

Castle:
You know, the time-honored hazing that goes on in those few moments we share, where he and I are alone, just before my daughter descends the stairs.

Ryan:
I remember the terror of meeting my date's old man.

Castle:
What did he do?

Ryan:
Checked my wallet for condoms, showed me his gun collection, my hands were shaking so bad I could barely put on the corsage.

Castle:
[to Beckett] What did your dad do?

Beckett:
[pause] I... I don't know. I was in my room.

Castle:
How was your date when you finally came out?

Beckett:
You know what, now that you mention it, he looked terrified. [Castle and Ryan nod] And this whole time I though he was scared of me.

Castle:
Nope! And now it's my turn...

Ryan:
What are you planning?

Castle:
Something befitting the name of 'Castle'...