Castle, Season 2

[Castle has arrived late to a crime scene]

Esposito:
Yeah, it's too bad, too. Your kind of case, bro'.

Castle:
Yeah?

Ryan:
Yeah, body was found down that manhole over there. Half eaten.

Castle:
Eaten?

Ryan:
Yeah, it was covered in some kind of green slime.

Castle:
Whoa...

Esposito:
Yeah, it was creepy. It's as if someone or some thing is down there.

Castle:
[Catching on] Ha, that's... okay. Very funny. Great. [To Beckett] Was there a body down the manhole?

Beckett:
Yeah.

Castle:
Okay, thank you. An adult.

Beckett:
Yeah, you should have seen what else was down there. Two metal canisters with bio-hazard stickers and yellow powder inside of them.

Castle:
You opened the... [the detectives smirk] Alright. Will someone please tell me what's really going on here?

Ryan:
We're gonna check nearby trash cans for the murder weapon.

Castle:
What was the murder weapon, by the way?

Ryan:
Some kind of death ray.

Esposito:
Turns your insides out.