Castle, Season 2

Jordan:
What is he doing?

Beckett:
He, uh, touches things.

Castle:
Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.

Jordan:
So how long have you two been sleeping together?

Beckett:
Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.

Jordan:
Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.

Castle:
No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.

Jordan:
I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.

Beckett:
Well, this time you are. Wrong.

Jordan:
So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?

Castle:
You know I can hear you.

Beckett:
He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.

Jordan:
Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.