Castle, Season 3

Beckett:
[Watching Natalie at the murder board] Do I really do that?

Castle:
Yes, and it's adorable.

Beckett:
If it's so adorable, why didn't you sleep with me? [Castle looks momentarily puzzled] Her me, not me me.

Castle:
Oh, well a fictional character that I wrote, based on you, played by Natalie Rhodes? It's just way too... meta.

Beckett:
[mouthing] Meta?

Ryan:
[Ryan walks in] We should have a code word so we all know what Beckett to kill when the clone army attacks

Beckett:
Unless we make a preventive strike

Castle:
Get through to Jenny yet?

Ryan:
She's still not picking up

Beckett:
Don't worry, you'll be laughing about it soon enough

Castle:
We are

Ryan:
Thanks. So I've been running through all Stacy's clients files. Three couples had filed for divorce within the last month, can you believe it? You marry the love of your life and next thing you know they're cheating on you.

Beckett:
Ryan

Ryan:
Sorry, anyway two of the guys have rock-solid alibies and the third divorce has nothing to do with cheating

Esposito:
[Esposito walks in] What you guys doing?

Ryan:
Hiding from creepy Beckett

Beckett:
We are not hiding