Castle, Season 4

[Beckett's on the precinct, her phone rings]

Beckett:
What do you want Castle?

Castle:
Tell me you need me.

Beckett:
(A moment of silence) Excuse me?

Castle:
I'm stuck in the bank, helping my mother get a loan with my banker. Please tell me there's a murder somewhere we can be solving.

Beckett:
Uh, sorry, there's no dead bodies, just a lot of paperwork, but you're welcome to come and do your share, for once.

Castle:
The only thing worse than being here is being there doing paperwork. [looks around the bank] I think this bank is about to get robbed.

Beckett:
What?

Castle:
Two people just came in wearing doctor's scrubs, both with suspicious bulges in their jackets.

Beckett:
I think it's just your writer's imagination getting the best of you.

[a third person in scrubs walks in and jams the front door with a U-lock, all 3 "doctors" pull out guns]

Robber:
Everybody down now! Everybody on the floor, right now! [Beckett's eyes widen in surprise as she hears this over the phone]

Castle:
It's not my imagination! It's not my imagination!