Castle, Season 6

Kate:
Castle. Are you asleep?

Castle:
Yes.

Kate:
Then why did you answer me?

Castle:
I'm sleep-talking. Also known as somniloquy. Just ignore me.

Kate:
I don't know what to do.

Castle:
I have some ideas.

Kate:
No, Castle, I'm talking about my life. I don't know what to do about my life. I haven't been out of work since I was 15. I cannot believe that the FBI fired me, and I can't get my job back at the NYPD because of the commissioner's stupid hiring freeze. I might as well just apply to become a mall cop.

Castle:
Ooh. You would look great on a Segway. You know, Beckett, you don't have to decide right away.

Kate:
Come on, Castle. What are you saying? What am I gonna do, just sleep in every morning and screw around until the phone rings? What kind of life is that?

Castle:
Mine.

Kate:
(realizing) Sorry.

Castle:
I just mean that, you're with me, now. You don't have to work.

Kate:
I don't need to work? Does that mean you're my...sugar daddy?

Castle:
Oh. Hold on, that didn't...come out...actually, I'm still sleep-talking. I can't really be held responsible for whatever I say.

Pi:
[Bursting into the room without knocking] Wow, even when you're fighting you two are super cute.

Castle:
Pi...

Pi:
Morning Mr. C, Mrs. C-to-be