Charmed, Season 2

Melinda:
Mommy, mommy, mommy!

Piper:
Uh, you... I think you have the wrong house. Certainly the wrong mommy.

Melinda:
Stop fooling! Carpool!

(Piper sees newscast about Phoebe)

Piper:
Phoebe? Where's the volume?

TV:
Command recognized.

Melinda:
Mommy, I'm gonna be late!

Piper:
Uh, okay! Um...TV, shut up! Mute! Something. (she walks to the door)

Carpool Neighbor:
Morning, Piper. You alright?

Piper:
I guess.

Carpool Neighbor:
Yeah, it's a... with your sister, it's rough, I know. So, don't worry about your little one. I'll get her to school like you asked but uh, you sure you want me to take her to your ex's?

Piper:
Ex? As in husband? As in mine? Yes, if that is what I told you, then yes.

Carpool Neighbor:
So, you and he are getting along better now?

Piper:
Maybe. Prue? Prue?!

Carpool Neighbor:
Okay, let's hit the road.

Melinda:
(She goes, but turns back, and whispers) Don't worry, mommy. I promise I'll do what you asked. I won't use my magic again, ever.

(Piper goes outside and watches them drive off. A limo pulls up. Prue and her assistants get out of the limo. They fuss over her by brushing and touching her.)

Prue:
Hey, hey, people. Okay, enough! People stop touching me! Stay, stay.

Piper:
Prue, what's going on?

Prue:
I don't know, but I could really get used to it. I mean, check me out. I don't just work at Bucklands, I own it. And three more. Paris, Tokyo and London.

Piper:
And you're blonde.

Prue:
Yeah, strange.

Piper:
Wait, you had time to get to work already?

Prue:
Well, actually, I woke up there but it was amazing. I had all these assistants and this huge office. And I have a chauffeur and he's so totally hot. Uh... How'd you do?

(Piper ironically laughs)

Prue:
Is that a good thing or...?

(Piper and Prue get in the house)

Piper:
Well if you ignore my apparently failed marriage and the fact that I'm still living in the manor...

Prue:
Wait, you are married?

Piper:
Was. My daughter is on her way...

Prue:
Wait. Stop right there. You have a daughter?

Piper:
Yeah. And, and, and... she's... she's beautiful.

Prue:
Oh, of course she is. What's her name?

Piper:
Oh God! I don't know. But Prue, she... she has powers. But for some reason I told her not to use them. Why would I do that?

Prue:
Uh, speaking of why... Why are we in our future bodies? I mean, I thought we were just supposed to come here and see them.

Piper:
Well, apparently going to the past isn't the same as going to the future. I just wish that, since we are in our future bodies, we could have some memory of what's happened in the last ten years, like how I got a daughter!

Prue:
Okay, wait a second. If I'm in my future body, and you are in your future body, then that means that Phoebe...

Piper:
Oh, TV! Louder, louder!

TV:
Command recognized.

(in the middle of TV report)

Piper:
Eight hours? We were supposed to be here two weeks before!

Prue:
Shhhh!