Charmed, Season 2

Prue:
Great party. We should do this more often.

Piper:
Yeah. Maybe next time we can trim the guest list by one.

Prue:
Piper. I had to invite Leo. He was at the club when I went to go pick up the supplies. He knew that we were throwing a party.

Piper:
Well, didn't you think maybe he'd feel a little awkward being here because of Dan?

Prue:
It doesn't look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he's been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's a fallen Whitelighters support group to join or anything.

Piper:
Prue, I'm not upset with you. I'm just… I'm…I'm upset with the whole situation.

Prue:
Well, Leo's just going to have to accept the fact that you're with... Dan now. You are still with Dan, right?

Piper:
Yes. Of course. What do you think they're talking about?

Prue:
You.

Piper:
Great.

Phoebe:
Hey, you guys! Give me a break, it's after midnight, I have mentors tomorrow.

Piper:
Sorry Pheebs. Didn't realize we were being so loud.

Prue:
Why don't you take a study break? Clear your head, come on down.

Phoebe:
I can't, I have too many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there are so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.

Prue:
Relaxaphobia.

Phoebe:
Cute.

Prue:
Just trying to help.

Phoebe:
You can help by keeping it down. Did I mention it's after midnight?

Piper:
Twice.

Prue:
Party's breaking up anyway.

Phoebe:
Thank you.

Piper:
What the hell are they talking about?

Leo:
My favorite ball player? Joe DiMaggio. Hands down.

Dan:
DiMaggio? No, I meant when you were growing up.

Leo:
DiMaggio was... my grandfather's favorite. That's why he's mine too.

Dan:
You know Leo, this is just an observation, but uh, you don't like to talk about your past that much. Do you?

Leo:
It's just not all that interesting, really.

Dan:
Not that interesting? I mean, being in the army sounds pretty interesting. How, I mean, how long have you been out?

Leo:
Piper.

Piper:
Hi guys. Having fun? Not talking about me too much, I hope.

Dan:
No. No. Not at all.

Piper:
No?

Dan:
Actually Leo was about to fill me in on his army experience.

Piper:
The army? Huh. Whoops. Look at the time. Gotta call it a night. Party's over.