Charmed, Season 7

Miss Donovan:
Lord of the Rings?

Gnome:
Historically inaccurate.

Miss Donovan:
Harry Potter?

Gnome:
Filled with juvenile delinquents.

Miss Donovan:
Even the Wizard of Oz?

Gnome:
Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!

Paige:
Oh, come on, seriously.

Miss Donovan:
It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.

Gnome:
I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.

Paige:
Is that what this is all about? Godiva?

Miss Donovan:
It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.

(The gnome shakes his hand and Miss Donovan's mouth seals up.)

Gnome:
Now that's what I call stifling.

Paige:
That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.

(He waves his hand and unseals her mouth.)

Miss Donovan:
Why you little worm. I should...

Gnome:
Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.