Cheers, Season 4

[Carla's cousin, Santo Carbone, the detective has been meeting with Norm and Phyllis]

Santo:
Oh, look. You both seem like nice people, huh?. Do yourselves a favor - don't hire me.

Norm:
Well, that's an interesting sales pitch you have there, but, uh, we, uh, we're quite serious about this.

Santo:
You don't know what you're letting yourselves in for here. A lot of pain, a lot of heartache, a lot of misery.

Carla:
And that's just when you see the bill.

Santo:
My cousin - she's a pistol.