Chuck, Season 1

[Ellie barges into Chuck's bedroom, influenced by truth serum]

Ellie:
I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!

[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]

Ellie:
When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?

Chuck:
Ellie, you're killin' me here.

Ellie:
And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.

Awesome:
Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.

Chuck:
Is she drunk?

[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]

Ellie:
Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.

Awesome:
Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?

Ellie:
When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.

Sarah:
Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?

Ellie:
...Words taste like peaches.