Clerks: The Animated Series, Season 1

[After Leonardo has just unveiled the newly constructed Leonardo Tower]

Dante:
I find it hard to believe that no one noticed that either.

Jay:
It looks like a big bong!

[A small dog walks by]

Jay:
[pointing at the dog] Hey, that looks like a big bong, too!

Leonardo:
For too long, the miserable corner store has been a haven for ludicrous price gouging, and rude, poorly-trained clerks.

Dante:
You think he's talking about us?

Randal:
No.

Leonardo:
With names like 'Dante', and 'Handel'.

Randal:
Randal!

Leonardo:
Today marks the dawn of a new era. I give you, the people of Leonardo - the future!

[Pulls rope, unveiling another massive building]

[Crowd is silent, except for an isolated cough]

Leonardo:
...It's a new convenience store! Quick-ER Stop!...Eh? Yes?

[Crowd begins cheering]

Dante:
This doesn't bode well for us.

Randal:
Quicker Stop...I don't get it.

Jay:
Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen!