Community, Season 1

[Troy and Abed are talking with their best Batman voices]

Troy:
Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones.

Abed:
Yeah, it sure does.

Troy:
At like a candy traffic school. Like a little gingerbread man at the wheel. And he's drunk!

Abed:
Look out!

Troy:
We drivin'. But you keep wantin' to eat yourself.

Abed:
All day.

Troy:
That's one of my biggest fears.

Abed:
What is?

Troy:
If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...

Abed:
You would eat yourself?

Troy:
I wouldn't even question it.

Troy:
That's one of my biggest fears.

Abed:
Mmm. That'd be tasty.

Troy:
It's cool to know other people think about this stuff, too.

Abed:
Yeah. Yeah.