Community, Season 1

Jeff:
How are you so satisfied all the time, Abed? I mean, don't you ever want anything more out of life than cereal?

Abed:
[thinking] Sometimes, I like to pour hot cocoa mix into cold milk, and drink it like a cold hot chocolate. I call it Special Drink.

Jeff:
And someday, you will know it by its true name: diabetes.

Abed:
You're Goldie Hawn, Jeff.

Jeff:
I'm sorry?

Abed:
You're Goldie Hawn.

Jeff:
Is it the lips?

Abed:
No. In Overboard, she was just like you. Wealthy, assertive, arrogant, got manicures all the time. But then she fell off her boat, and it was a good thing for her, because, ultimately, she realized she was happier being poor and raising four unruly boys with Kurt Russell.

Jeff:
Can I not be Kurt Russell in this scenario?

Abed:
You can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is. For me, it's Lucky Charms and TV.