Community, Season 1

Abed:
The truth is lots of girls like me because, let's face it, I'm pretty adorable, and, uh, my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, so... I'm more used to them approaching me.

Britta:
So we didn't damage your self-esteem or anything?

Abed:
Britta, I've got self-esteem falling out of my butt. That's why I was willing to change for you guys. When you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for other people isn't such a big deal.

[There is a pause]

Jeff:
Abed, you're a god.