Community, Season 2

Britta:
[looking in notebook] Abed, why is my name in here?

Abed:
That's mine.

Britta:
And Shirley's and Annie's?

Annie:
What is it?

Britta:
Charts. Some kind of calendar?

Abed:
That's my personal private business.

Britta:
[reading] "Annie: 4 on, 28 off, next: November 10th. Britta: 5 on, 27 off..." Oh, my God, are you charting our menstrual cycles?

Annie:
What?! Gross!

Shirley:
Abed, this is so personal! And so accurate.

Annie:
Abed, this is really creepy. I don't understand why you would do this.

Abed:
I can explain. [Pause] Oh, I thought you'd keep yelling over me. Okay, I can explain. You know I have trouble reading people, and I say the wrong things, sometimes, and I noticed it was happening more often with you three than it was with the others. And then I noticed fluctuating patterns, and I started graphing them, and by the time I realized what I was actually measuring, it had started to yield really positive results for everybody, so I kept doing it.