Community, Season 2

Annie:
It's not like I'm seeing anyone. There's just a guy...

Abed:
A guy that goes to Greendale? Is it the Russian guy that looks like a short Johnny Depp?

Annie:
It doesn't matter.

Troy:
Is it the guy who looks a little like Vince Vaughn but smells a lot like fish?

[...]

Abed:
Is it the guy who looks like Anderson Cooper but with the soul patch and the ponytail?

Annie:
No.

Troy:
Is it Black Michael Chiklis?

Annie:
No.

Pierce:
The white George Foreman?

Britta:
You guys are talking about the same person: he's biracial, his name is David, and he's a human being.

[...]

Troy:
Is it Fat Neil?

Abed:
Bluestreak?

Pierce:
Optimus Prime?

Annie:
Okay, even I know some of these are Transformers.

[...]

Jeff:
Is it Jean-Claude Van Overbite?

Abed:
We should really start learning people's names.

Jeff:
I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis.