Community, Season 2

Abed:
Mariah, my name is Abed Nadir. [indicating Troy] My associate, Troy Barnes.

Troy:
Charmed, I'm sure.

Mariah:
Are you the guys who keep staring at me and intermittently yelling out "books?"

Troy:
The very same. We're both interested in taking you to the Valentine's dance, but we are also best friends with each other.

Abed:
It is of the utmost importance we protect that friendship from the stresses of courting you, so we're trying to be as direct and above-board about this as possible.

Troy:
Will you go to the dance with one of us, and, if so, which one?

Mariah:
We need to get something straight first. This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me. [Abed and Troy high-five each other without taking their eyes off Mariah] But I don't know either one of you.

Abed:
Give us a moment. [he and Troy confer in whispers] New proposal: get to know us at the dance and decide there which of us you'd like to see again.

Mariah:
Okay, deal.

Abed:
Yesss.

Mariah:
[indicating what Troy is carrying] What's in the briefcase?

Troy:
Oh, tacos. You want one?

Mariah:
No.

Troy:
Great, we really wanted them.

Abed:
Yeah, we're gonna eat them.