Community, Season 3

Jeff:
Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foos. My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foos, invented this game for one purpose: to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen. Now, it has. The game of Foosball is completed. You're free to return to your undoubtedly hearing impaired families.

Karl:
Tell you what. We'll stop playing if you can score a point on us.

Jeff:
Tempting, but then wouldn't I be playing Foosball, if so how would I not be a loud, weird knob?

Juergen:
Free shot! I'm not even touching the Foosenshaft.

Jeff:
Sorry, Luftballons. I'm above it. [Turns away, then spins back and grabs the poles. Juergen scores a point]

Juergen:
I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel at viewing misfortune.